Ha! Yes, yes, this is a joke, obviously. But I am not joking about the part where I am sharing a recipe for it. This banana bread is also made with delicious dates and roasted hazelnuts.
I made this recipe before going on holidays (staycation) and since then, a flurry of more banana bread recipes have shown up on the internet.
There are plenty of other delicious recipes on this blog. If you like one but don't have all the ingredients at home right now, reach out in the comments and I can try and help you with ideas for swapping to something else.
For obvious reasons, you might not have hazelnuts and dates in your pantry right now so feel free to play a bit with the recipe. Add whatever nuts or dried fruit you have around. No brown sugar? Use caster sugar. No unsalted butter? Use your regular butter, just skip the salt though.
I hope you are all staying home and safe.
For all of you working hard and taking risks to keep us healthy, safe and fed, a million thanks!